True Story About Me

One day, long, long ago, there lived a beautiful woman who did not whine, nag or bitch. (That would be me...)

But that was a long time ago and it was just that one day.

The End

Who is your Idol?

Who is your Idol?

This is a very accurate test. Give it a try!

PLEASE try it without looking at the answers. No peeking otherwise youll ruin it!!!

1) Pick your Favourite number between 1- 9
2) Multiply by 3, then;
3) Add 3, then again multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator......)
4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number....
5) Add the digits together

Now scroll down..... .... .. ... .. ... .. ..... .

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :
1. Einstein
2. Richard Branson
3.. Jacob Zuma
4. Mother Teresa
5. George Bush
6. Gandhi
7. Brad Pitt
8.. Bill Gates
9. Charlene O'Hara
10. Tiger Woods

I know, I know !!!!
I just have that effect on people - one day you too can be like me!!! Believe it!

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I am your idol, just deal with it!!!!

And there is your Sunday humour :o)

Jonah and Hump Day

Every morning, Jonah and I watch a local breakfast show called Breakfast Television. Jonah heard them say - Happy Hump Day everyone!

Jonah turned to me and said, "Are we supposed to be humping today??"

I held my breath.

He then said, "Because I don't know how to do that."

Exhale.

For the life of me, I couldn't think of why we call it Hump Day - it has since been explained that it is Hump Day because we are over the "hump" of the week - so in true Momma panic mode I had to come up with an explanation for my curious six year old.

Me: "Well honey, this is the day the very good camels get their humps!"

He bought it.

We've been Elfed!

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

Because sometimes we need to laugh

Yesterday was one of those days when things are going good, then something rains on your parade. We had to sink $800 - that we dont have- into Sean's truck. Ugh.

Today, I woke up not feeling well, very blah and dealing with some issues at work. And its not even 9am!

So, what can I do? LAUGH! And this video ALWAYS makes me laugh.

Hope you are having a good day.